thegaymertrainer:

This guy is really going to regret sitting down with Jon

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fluffycity:

something has come to my attention

is there a difference between a smoothie, a slushie, and a milkshake?

slushie = smoothie

slushie = milkshake

smoothie = milkshake

all 3 are different you heathen

some other answer (elaborate in tags!!)

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tiktoksthataregood-ish:

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Anonymous asked:

giving u $5 in exchange for the promise of a tbh who says sth like "i promise i am eating a real meal" (so that i can send it to friends who r worried about my eating habits lol)

sm-baby:

FEED

some-tiny-dragon:

I love himb

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trupowieszcz-moved:

my dad sent this to me

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tigerses:

darthmelyanna:

larkiethings:

yougetsomekisses:

awed-frog:

great-tweets:

We just knew.

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

her!!!

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wishuponastarion:

“oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again” - sad, shy, apologetic

“you sly dog, you got me monologuing” - cool, strong, confident

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